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A Christmas Toast to Mothers

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'Twas the morning of Christmas Eve eve and all mom could think, 
Was for Christmas this year, I just need a drink.

After 9 months of staying 100% sober,
It's hard not to be thankful pregnancy is over.

When a baby nurses non-stop all day long, 
And the toddler screams if you play the wrong song,

And you spend your whole day running back and forth to the 'potty', 
While explaining that Santa won't come to the house if you're naughty...

We all love our kids, and they're cute when they smile,
But every so often, every once and a while...

It's seems all they do is eat, poop, cry and scream,
Let's remind ourselves, moms, that we're on the same team. 

So for Christmas this year, if you see a fellow mother,
Let's just offer a glass and cheers one another. 

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